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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:34:25 GMT -5
« Original Thread started on: Aug 29th, 2003, 6:15pm By: DEX »It appears that Nasa have uncovered a hairey ass in a remote part of sveden.......
The ass named.......troll_uspimple_us........
It is believed to be closely related to uranus and the little planet of little dickus.
There's not much life on the troll head ...It has been known to erupt now and then spewing out all sorts of heavy metal and stuff.......
This is currently a single type planet looking for a black hole to explore.......
Dex the space reporter lost in spaceeeeeeeeeee
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:36:00 GMT -5
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2003, 8:49pm By: CORKMAN »lol lol lol LMFAO............lol lol lol...........oh my chest hurts from laughing to much .......ouch..........oh i haven't laughed like that since friday.
Keep em coming Dex
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:37:04 GMT -5
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 7:31pm By: TROLL »
yes Dex we will all lol@u btw Dex @ = at lol
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:37:50 GMT -5
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 8:37pm By: CORKMAN »lol.........i just had to read it again..........lmao........im going to stop reading it now because it really hurts my chest. lol
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:39:29 GMT -5
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31st, 2003, 01:07am By: DEX »News flash.....another sighting of a troll more to come soon stay tuned lock all your doors and windows this is serious........... Later peepz me on the front line.........with the little green men....(will you stop sniffing my ass you little green space thing)damn still on the air..........
Oh wardrobe............
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:41:25 GMT -5
« Reply #6 on: Sep 1st, 2003, 12:11pm By: TROLL »News flash.....another sighting of a troll more to come soon stay tuned lock all your doors and windows this is serious........... Later peepz me on the front line.........with the little green men....(will you stop sniffing my ass you little green space thing)damn still on the air.......... Oh wardrobe............ ummm Dex how's the green space men? Dex as we all see it's not good to sniff ass lol
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:43:57 GMT -5
« Reply #7 on: Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:32am By: CORKMAN »Troll were u supposed to write something there? I think you put the quote wrong..calls TJ 2 fix it
Just asking. Please don't eat me
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:46:51 GMT -5
« Reply #8 on: Sep 2nd, 2003, 12:13pm By: DEX »Nasa havecomfirmed that little green men have found a troll flight recorder it appears troll was transported aboard the star ship enterprise this is what we found...... Captain Kirk: My....GOD! Sulu! What....is....THAT?
Sulu: It's a free floating cloud of alcohol, sir.
Kirk: And we've just run out of Romulan Ale! Could it be a trap, Bones?
Troll: Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a distiller of fine spirits!
Kirk: We need that booze! But if we fly through that cloud, we'll be too drunk to drive!
Spock: May I remind you, Jim, that I am a Vulcan. We are a race of designated drivers.
Kirk: Well, all righty, then. Spock, drive us through! Troll and I will be out on the hull. With our mouths... open!
To boldly drink what no man has drunk before.
After that there was a gargled message and funny keystrokes on the computer ...... Nasa have since conformed that troll has been at some point abducted by ailens looking for intelligent life on eart and they admit they got the wrong person and should have went for TJ,Corkman or Dex instead and have said sorry for their error of judgement.......... This post will self distruct when windows crashes
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:47:44 GMT -5
« Reply #9 on: Sep 3rd, 2003, 02:51am By: CORKMAN »AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH run for your............i forgot what else to put in but im sure it would have been useless crap.
lmao ME INTELLIGENT...........lol i doubt that very much.
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:49:28 GMT -5
« Reply #10 on: Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:56pm By: TROLL »Troll were u supposed to write something there? Just asking. Please don't eat me Do not worry Mr. Crowley I will not eat you Oops ur not Mr. Crowley but as I see ur a Corkman
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:53:25 GMT -5
« Reply #11 on: Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:57pm By: TROLL »Nasa havecomfirmed that little green men have found a troll flight recorder it appears troll was transported aboard the star ship enterprise this is what we found...... Captain Kirk: My....GOD! Sulu! What....is....THAT? Sulu: It's a free floating cloud of alcohol, sir. Kirk: And we've just run out of Romulan Ale! Could it be a trap, Bones? Troll: Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a distiller of fine spirits! Kirk: We need that booze! But if we fly through that cloud, we'll be too drunk to drive! Spock: May I remind you, Jim, that I am a Vulcan. We are a race of designated drivers. Kirk: Well, all righty, then. Spock, drive us through! Troll and I will be out on the hull. With our mouths... open! To boldly drink what no man has drunk before. After that there was a gargled message and funny keystrokes on the computer ...... Nasa have since conformed that troll has been at some point abducted by ailens looking for intelligent life on eart and they admit they got the wrong person and should have went for TJ,Corkman or Dex instead and have said sorry for their error of judgement.......... This post will self distruct when windows crashes Ok Dex the first one was fun But the thing u said after that wasn't so fun
YA LITTLE PRICK lol
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:56:09 GMT -5
« Reply #12 on: Sep 4th, 2003, 02:54am By: CORKMAN »Do not worry Mr. Crowley I will not eat you Oops ur not Mr.Crowley but as I see ur a Corkman Mr. Crowley is my english teacher.........he wears giants pants and always eats giant cookies.....mmmmmm pants.
INdeed i am CorkMan (but only on the outside)
I just confused myself
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 20:59:33 GMT -5
« Reply #13 on: Sep 4th, 2003, 4:40pm By: DEX »Troll, I am HURT & OFFENDED by your lame remarks.........
That's it you are an Ex-Friend.....Prick, lol
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:01:32 GMT -5
« Reply #14 on: Sep 5th, 2003, 07:12am By: CORKMAN »OK here it is Match of the dungeon.
In this cage the angry Troll from.......his other cage.
And in this cage.....Dex the know it all of metal.
What will be the outcome ?
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:03:05 GMT -5
« Reply #15 on: Sep 5th, 2003, 1:44pm By: TROLL »OK here it is Match of the dungeon. In this cage the angry Troll from.......his other cage. And in this cage.....Dex the know it all of metal. What will be the outcome ? mwuhahahahahahahahahahahah
nay for real I will come to u r home Dex or anyone that will have fun at my cost & give them a big fat on the lips!
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:04:53 GMT -5
« Reply #16 on: Sep 5th, 2003, 2:40pm By: DEX »The angry troll .you mean you going fight with out holding onto your handbag............... oh oh my sides I will scratch your eyes out and smudge your lipstick.........
rotflmfao
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:06:06 GMT -5
« Reply #17 on: Sep 5th, 2003, 3:31pm By: TJ » The angry troll .you mean you going fight with out holding onto your handbag............... oh oh my sides I will scratch your eyes out and smudge your lipstick......... rotflmfao Mwahhhhaaaaaaaa, ROTFLMFAO! Holy Crapolies, you are completely killing me here!!!!!
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:07:38 GMT -5
« Reply #18 on: Sep 6th, 2003, 03:09am By: CORKMAN »lmao........lipstick........lol...........My friends brother has this video where ppl pay bumbs to fight to the death and im like WICKED! but it would be pretty sick and its real.
Troll VS Dex
7th September, 8:00pm sunday night.
Tickets can be brought at the door.
lol i don't know when that it in everybody elses time.
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:08:59 GMT -5
« Reply #19 on: Sep 6th, 2003, 09:06am By: DEX »it's on pay per view...........
err lets get ready to ruuuuuuummble....
In the yellow corner weighing in at a bag of suger the svedish chaspion.....Troll.........
And in the red corner weighig more then free willy at a buffett...the german/english/canadian...Dex
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Post by TJ on Jan 14, 2004 21:09:58 GMT -5
« Reply #20 on: Sep 6th, 2003, 6:46pm By: TROLL »it's on pay per view........... err lets get ready to ruuuuuuummble.... In the yellow corner weighing in at a bag of suger the svedish chaspion.....Troll......... And in the red corner weighig more then free willy at a buffett...the german/english/canadian...Dex lol but for real im a bit more then a bag of suger i am a total of 62 kg and i am paranoid iron man troll and i eat u alive
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