BLONDE Jokes

[TJ]

A blonde guy gets home early from work
&
hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
&
panting .

" What's going on? " he says.

" I'm having a heart attack,"
cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as he's dialing
9-1-1,
his 4-year old son comes up & says;

" Daddy! Daddy!
Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet
&
he's got NO clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down
&
storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife,
&
rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough,
there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the wardrobe floor.



" You IDIOT !!! "
Screams The Husband,

" My Wife's Having A
Heart Attack
&
You're Running Around Naked
&
Scaring The Kids! "

[DEX - \m/]

;Drotfl thats a classic haha

[Mutteruk]

haw hawhaw hawhawhawhawhawhawhawhahawhawhawhawhawhawh QUARRRRRRRRR

[Rain]

WHAT KINDS OF PEOPLE DON'T GET INVITED TO BLONDE PARTIES?











WOMEN!

[Rain]

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD :( BTW I AM ABOUT TO ATTEMPT CENTERING MY TEXT SO GL TO ME

A BLONDE'S BRAIN AT WORK:


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
all work at the same office
for a female boss
who always goes home early.

" Hey, girls," says the brunette,
" let's go home early tomorrow.
She'll never know."

So the next day,
they all leave right after the boss does.
The brunette gets some extra gardening done,
the redhead goes to a bar,
and the blonde goes home
to find her husband having sex
with the female boss!

She quietly sneaks out of the house
and
returns at her normal time.

" That was fun, " says the brunette.

" We should do it again sometime."

" No way, " says the blonde.




" I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT. "

[Mutteruk]

blond, brunette and a red head are talking bout plastic sergury

red head said "i want liposuction on my hips, to make me look slimmer"

brunette said "i want a face lift to make me look younger!"

the blond said "i want a new bum.... mine has a crack in it!!"

[Tomb Raider]

;D