Funny Stories?

[TJ]

« Reply #20 on: Oct 29th, 2003, 12:55pm By: ZINKX »

;D

OK heres my funny.. well not my funny but, my nephews funny.

My 10 yr old nephew had a major hip surgery this summer and was put into a spicka ( half body cast)
When the doctor told him about it, he asked how he would pee. The doc pointed to his package and said we'll just cut off this part here. On hearing this my nephew turned to me and started to cry and said " Auntie, don't let him cut off my winkie"


True story LMAO I laughed so hard I CRIED!!!

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[TJ]

« Reply #21 on: Oct 29th, 2003, 3:43pm By: TJ »

Lmaooooooooo You're All Too Funny Peepz

[TJ]

« Reply #22 on: Oct 29th, 2003, 3:45pm By: TJ »

Zinkx said:

;D

OK heres my funny.. well not my funny but, my nephews funny.

My 10 yr old nephew had a major hip surgery this summer and was put into a spicka ( half body cast)
When the doctor told him about it, he asked how he would pee. The doc pointed to his package and said we'll just cut off this part here. On hearing this my nephew turned to me and started to cry and said " Auntie, don't let him cut off my winkie"


True story LMAO I laughed so hard I CRIED!!!

Awwwww, Poor Lad! I know the stories/things little guys think at those ages

He's okay now from the hip surgery?

[TJ]

« Reply #23 on: Oct 29th, 2003, 3:46pm By: TJ »

Mac said:

Last week, at work, there was this client waiting. It was an older man, 60 or so. I said to him : 'Can I help you, sir?' and he started coughing and sneezing. I got a bit worried because it didn't stop. So I asked him : 'Are you ok, sir?'. He sneezed one more time and then said : 'Sorry, I was just a bit excited by looking at you.' and then he winked at me!
Then it struck me : OMG, an older man is flirting with me. And he's not even serious about it! And then the awful truth : I'm old
So I tried to keep my dignity and answered : 'That's a good one, never heard that one before' and offered him a tic-tac ;D

Lmfaooooo, That Sounds Like My Grandpa (Drumins) Dad As A Matter Of A Fact ... Sounds Like Drumin Too

[TJ]

« Reply #24 on: Oct 29th, 2003, 6:28pm By: THORIN »



MY funny tale is a had to be there kind of thing.

My partner & I were at an expo a couple of years ago.
This expo was called "SEXPO"
A place for Adult Shops to show thier wares eg.sex toys, x-rated videos & kinky sexy under wear.

We were at this stand browsing the merchandise, when the sales assistant pulled this VIBRATOR of the shelf & started explaining how to & uses of this tool to a lady in very precise detail.

The lady in Question would of least been 80 years old!!!!
lol how funny is that.

[TJ]

« Reply #25 on: Nov 15th, 2003, 1:53pm By: DEX »


Prob healed up at that age..........;D

[TJ]

« Reply #26 on: Nov 17th, 2003, 10:07am By: TJ »

DEX said:

Prob healed up at that age......... ;D

Lmfaoooooooooo!

Read Your Post In Wanna Vent Thread & Yikes
You've Really Got A Special Feeling For Old Ladies

[TJ]

« Reply #27 on: Nov 18th, 2003, 12:00am By: DEX »


yeah like a feeling we don't belong on the same planet..........

[Rain]

Funny yet embarassing story of mine here .....Ever fallen asleep in a packed University library? I have & woke up with drool all over my face & papers Look up to find people taking pictures of me Capitol A

[Rain]

TJ said:

Hehehehehe you said the f-word
**handover mouth in TJ posted something outside offensive section**

[TJ]

*Hides Face ;D * Anywayyyyys, I completely forgot all about this thread & that I put that pic in here ... yeah okay I broke the Dungeon moto but I'm the ADMIN & I CAN DO WHAT I WANT J/K

If ANYONE's offended by the F-Word in that funny as hell pic then PM me & I'll move it ! But come on that's a hilarious pic & it fits into the whole Dex story of his crows ! As for your story that's crapolies on brown-bread cos this would be the outcome if I was in your shoes ..........

TJ get's up doesn't wipe the drool dripping from my face & dropkicks every one of those & then take pics of them

*TJ exits this thread now................*

[Rain]

hahaha don't feel bad cause I forgot about this thread 2 But yeah that is a plan 4 next time cause it happens a lot where I've fallen ZZZZ in the library

[Tomb Raider]

i've got a "had to be there" funny story too.Me and Rab got a gift from a friend who worked as an air hostess on British airways,they were ladies and gents toilet bags they provide for the first class passengers.Anyway we had used them for a couple of years on several weekend trips and my stuff was startin to run out,i was in my bedroom checkin what i had left but i picked up his by mistake.there was 2 blue bottles in the bag and i took one of them out to see what it was when Rab came wandering in. He grabbed the bottle out of my hand and shouted [jokingly] "that's my bloody breath freshener"and blasted a spray into his mouth,only it wasn't breath freshener it was shaving foam it was hilarious and i really was rotflmao. absolute class. ;D ;D ;D

[TJ]

ROTFLMFAOOOOOOO Hahaha That's Hilarious

[Prairie Boy]

to Rab

[TJ]

[glow=Blue,2,300]Stories about Rab huh

Here's one he did
to all of us while in Scotland ...

Men all in kilts keep in mind...

Our pondering questions...
" Do they go commando " ?


YEPPERS

Sitting beside Tombraider
on the couch...She says
" Wanna see Rab's piercing " ?

Uhm yeah ok...

Yo Rab come here...

Along comes Rab
standing infront of me
and of course my
eyeshot is at his eyeshot


Lifts his kilt to show me
his piercing on the end
of his uhm yeah

CraZy Scots anyways [/glow]

[Rain]

admin said:

[glow=Blue,2,300]Stories about Rab huh

Here's one he did
to all of us while in Scotland ...

Men all in kilts keep in mind...

Our pondering questions...
" Do they go commando " ?


YEPPERS

Sitting beside Tombraider
on the couch...She says
" Wanna see Rab's piercing " ?

Uhm yeah ok...

Yo Rab come here...

Along comes Rab
standing infront of me
and of course my
eyeshot is at his eyeshot


Lifts his kilt to show me
his piercing on the end
of his uhm yeah

CraZy Scots anyways [/glow]

EWWWWW THATS SO DISGUSTING

[Tomb Raider]

[TJ]

april said:

EWWWWW THATS SO DISGUSTING

Well just try to put yourself in my shoes that night

I didn't know how to react Just oh that's CoOL meanwhile glancing over at Tombraider in & then back at Rab hoping to not be at eyeshot to eyeshot with the one eye but two eyes on my return glance

Rab showed the guys his piercing earlier that night & I was busy cleaning up the kitchen (sneeking doing this btw cos' knew that if Tombraider caught me cleaning again, she'd have my hide with that LOUD what thee bloody hell r ye doing woman? My hubby & Brother in law could be heard Ahhhhhhhh ow ow & then major laughter from the sunroom & livingroom
Classic times in Scotland!!!

karen said:

The funnier part to this story is in MY mind after Rab did this...I was thinking OMG what if Tombraider has surprises of her own to show me now

God that was a FUN night Another funny story about that night...

Danny the baker

OMFG, I seriously had a hard-time with Tombraider's Scottish accent I thought she introduced Danny (the guy that did the address to the Haggis btw ) as Daddy the baker but she actually said Danny the biker It was hours later outside smoking a fag by the fire chatting with Danny where I asked him " So why do they call you Daddy the Baker, are you a baker? LMFAOooooooooo he joked with me, putting me on for a bit saying yeah I cook buns, bread, cookies & meanwhile, I'm looking at this very long-haired older man in his mighty damn fine kilt thinking Hmmmm this is so odd .... Then he nearly pushed me over by hitting my shoulder saying HAHAHAAH no no I'm Danny the Biker cos' I train ppl to ride motorbikes LMFAO!!!!! All night long here I thought he was Daddy the Baker ... Another funny story of this night...Well it was funny for me but surely not for everyone else but...Rab puts on ACDC - Whole Lotta Rosie song & whooooooah the house went shaking down with men going wild in kilts playing air-guitars...Come on where do you ever see this? Another funny thing is having to hide the bottle of Rum we brought as a gift for Tombraider & Rab cos' Allan's wife was seriously hitting that bottle going MMMmmmmm banging her fist on the counter where's that bloody rum dammit Meanwhile TJ hid it in the linen closet

[Rain]

MMMMM IS THAT THE LAMBS RUM? BEST STUFF DONT BLAME THIS WOMAN FOR BANGING HER FISTS ON THE COUNTER FOR MORE HAHHAHAAHA THATs HILARIOUS TJ LITTLE NOTE: NEVER TAKE AWAY A SCOTS DRINK
LUCKY YOU WERENT LINED UP ALONG THE CASTLE WALL AND SHOT FOR THIS JUST CLOWNING TOMBRAIDER BUT SOUNDS LIKE THE HAGGIS PARTY WAS A LOT OF FUN