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Post by TJ on Dec 14, 2003 1:18:47 GMT -5
Original Thread started on: Jul 24th, 2003, 1:51pm By: TJ *Remember*A Peach Is A Peach A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without Some Tongue. So Open Up Your Mouth Close Your Eyes, & Give Your Tongue Some Exercise !!!
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:30:43 GMT -5
« Reply #2 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 09:03am By: LORDofAGONY »*Remember*
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! LOL! That's totally cute!
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:32:28 GMT -5
« Reply #3 on: Jul 29th, 2003, 09:05am By: LORDofAGONY »I actually got this one copyrighted... and I think it's in a book somewhere, but I didn't feel like paying 70 bucks for a copy.
Temporal Distortion
The hours tick by in the same old way, passing another Friday, willing every lazy second to slip past and be gone- to make it... done, and I'll turn from drudgery to purpose retrace my four-wheeled steps track you down and make you mine. The pattern grows - not old, but familiar, I ask only that you wait for me, finding it every time a greater gift but always wanting more.« Last Edit: Jul 29th, 2003, 09:11am by LordOfAgony »
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:34:26 GMT -5
« Reply #4 on: Aug 10th, 2003, 03:35am By: TJ » 1st Off LordOfAgony... That's A Right On Poem! 2nd The Next Entry Is Not Totally Nice (((Warning))) This Is An E-Mail Sent To Me By A New Friend From Cleveland, Ohio Melanie! Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!
1. When you are sad, ....I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, ....stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:35:31 GMT -5
« Reply #5 on: Aug 11th, 2003, 01:27am By: CORKMAN »lol its funny because its true
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:36:30 GMT -5
« Reply #6 on: Aug 11th, 2003, 1:05pm By: TJ » Hey, Corkman! Glad You Like The Little Stuff I've Been Putting In This Thread Lately Here Is Something A Friend In Calgary, Alberta Sent Me The Other Day...From April Which Is Also A Member Of The Dungeon!LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR.
DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
ACTIONS speak louder than words.
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS.
Friends are FOREVER.
Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE.
DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really make you MAD sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!!
And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something to you!!
Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:38:03 GMT -5
« Reply #7 on: Sep 9th, 2003, 03:29am By: DEX »Friends Are Like Stars... You Might Not Be Able To See Them All The Time But You Know They're There!!!
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:39:43 GMT -5
« Reply #8 on: Sep 9th, 2003, 04:26am By: CORKMAN »The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
That is so so true.........I wonder what I would do ?
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:41:12 GMT -5
« Reply #9 on: Sep 9th, 2003, 10:51am By: TJ » Btw, Awesome Stuff Guys !!! This Poem Was Sent To Me By A Bingo Pal (Stuart) Fr:Aussie... Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:41:51 GMT -5
« Reply #10 on: Sep 9th, 2003, 11:00am By: TJ » This Was Also Sent By: Stuart (Stuman)... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF A SISTER: Ask Someone Who Doesn't Have One!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF TEN YEARS: Ask A Newly Divorced Couple!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF FOUR YEARS: Ask A Graduate!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE YEAR: Ask A Student Who Has Failed A Final Exam!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF NINE MONTHS: Ask A Mother Who Gave Birth To A Still Born!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MONTH: Ask A Mother Who Has Given Birth To A Premature Baby!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE WEEK: Ask An Editor Of A Weekly Newspaper!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE HOUR: Ask The Lovers Who Are Waiting To Meet!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MINUTE: Ask A Person Who Has Missed The Train, Bus, Or Plane!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE-SECOND: Ask A Person Who Has Survived An Accident!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF ONE MILLI-SECOND: Ask The Person Who Has Won A Silver Medal In The Olympics!
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF A FRIEND: Lose One!
Time Waits For No One. TREASURE EVERY MOMENT YOU HAVE. You Will Treasure It! Even More When You Can Share It With Someone Special. Peace, Love and Prosperity To All !!!
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:42:56 GMT -5
« Reply #11 on: Sep 9th, 2003, 11:55am By: DEX »oh god..........never had something stop me in my tracks like that before...... that made me think.........
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:44:03 GMT -5
« Reply #12 on: Sep 10th, 2003, 02:30am By: CORKMAN »Yeah..........really makes you think.
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:45:04 GMT -5
« Reply #13 on: Sep 10th, 2003, 6:01pm By: TJ » "Space travel has given us a new appreciation for the Earth. We realize that the Earth is special. We've seen it from afar. We realize that the Earth is the only natural home for man we know of, and that we had better Protect It!!!"
? James Erwin, US astronaut
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Post by TJ on Jan 1, 2004 16:46:19 GMT -5
« Reply #14 on: Sep 10th, 2003, 6:17pm By: TJ » "One's stomach is one's internal environment." ? Samuel Butler "Man has lost the capacity to foresee and forestall. He will end by destroying The Earth!"
? Albert Schweitzer
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Post by TJ on Jan 2, 2004 10:01:48 GMT -5
« Reply #15 on: Sep 19th, 2003, 10:55am By: TJ » I'll light a candle to see my way, Out of the darkness of fear. The light will brighten the road I chose; All obstacles I will see. It will bring harmony between me and the unseen. The light will bring hope where all was lost. I'll light a candle to understand the unknown.
It will shed light on those we trust, And brighten our awareness of the dishonest. It will warm me of chills running through me, And glow with a natural splendor.
This lighted candle gives me courage, To overcome the struggles that come upon me. Lets me see more clearly the path I have taken. It lights behind me for those who follow.
This simple flame, true in colors, Rising with heat, flickering in the wind. It's not perfect, yet it continues to burn.
I will light this candle for you, Will you light one for me?
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Post by TJ on Jan 2, 2004 10:02:29 GMT -5
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Post by TJ on Jan 2, 2004 10:04:02 GMT -5
« Reply #17 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 11:09am By: DEX »Thanks for the smiles TJ..........
Great work........
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Post by TJ on Jan 2, 2004 10:04:57 GMT -5
« Reply #18 on: Sep 20th, 2003, 2:44pm By: TJ » thanks for the smiles tj ............ Great work......... You're Very Welcome Dex And Thank-You For The Compliment!
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Post by TJ on Jan 2, 2004 10:05:42 GMT -5
« Reply #19 on: Sep 25th, 2003, 2:02pm By: TJ » IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER: Written after finding out she was dying from cancer - by Erma BombeckI would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."
There would have been more "I love you's." More "I'm sorry's."
But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute, look at it and really see it , live it and never give it back.
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