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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:43:51 GMT -5
« Reply #84 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 5:43pm »[glow=LightBlue,4,500]A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike", the cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep", the little girl said,
"he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over
&
handed the girl a $5 ticket
for a safety violation.
The cop said,
"Next year tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl
looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir,
did Santa bring it to you?"
" Yes, he sure did,"
chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up
at the cop & said,
"Next year tell Santa
The Prick Goes Underneath
The Horse Not On Top "!!![/glow]
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:45:02 GMT -5
« Reply #85 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 6:32pm By: DEX » mmmmmmmmmwwwwwaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
rotflmao thats priceless heehe ;D
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:46:16 GMT -5
« Reply #87 on: Dec 6th, 2003, 7:17pm »What's The Difference Between
A Woman
&
A Hippo?
One's Got A Big Mouth & A Big Ars
&
The Other One Lives In Africa Can You Believe This One Was On Kids Jokes Friday Here On The Radio  
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:49:40 GMT -5
« Reply #88 on: Dec 8th, 2003, 07:31am By: TROLL »
What's The Difference Between
A Woman
&
A Hippo?
One's Got A Big Mouth & A Big Ars
&
The Other One Lives In Africa Can You Believe This One Was On Kids Jokes Friday Here On The Radio
;D ;D ;D
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:51:23 GMT -5
« Reply #89 on: Dec 8th, 2003, 6:19pm By: GRIMSGIRL » [shadow=HotPink,left,300]Love the joke's mama keep them coming lol woof lmarooooooo! ;D   [/shadow]
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:54:48 GMT -5
« Reply #91 on: Dec 11th, 2003, 08:36am »very funny.... i was feeling sad so i read the jokes section.... made me smile for a while! 
I'm Glad The Jokes Put A  On That Pretty Face ! I Hope You Feel Better By The End Of Another Day Petal!!!
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:55:52 GMT -5
« Reply #92 on: Dec 11th, 2003, 09:40am By: MUTTERUK » *hugs tj and smells the wonderfully motherly smell*
thank you tj for everything!!
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:56:39 GMT -5
« Reply #93 on: Dec 11th, 2003, 10:15am » Anytime Petal Anytime Hugs Are A Neccesity With TJ
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 16:57:59 GMT -5
Reply #94 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 11:14am By: TROLL A joke
for the parents of
The Dungeon The First Born:
As we all know mommy's get all red on the cheeks  & warm inside when they think of there first born. The reason for this is not cos they love there first born so much but because they remember all the porn type of sex they had for 9 months before there first born was even born...;D
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Post by TJ on Dec 19, 2003 17:04:14 GMT -5
« Reply #96 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 09:20am »Santa Pick Up Lines =----------------------------------------------------------= Hey Babe,
when was the last time
you did it in a sleigh?
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Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
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I've got something special in the sack for you!
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Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
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I know when you've been
bad or good...
so let's skip the small talk!
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Some of my best toys run on batteries...
(wink wink!!!)
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Interested in seeing the
"North Pole"?
(Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)
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I see you when you`re sleeping
&
you don`t wear any underwear...
Do you? ? ?
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Screw the "NICE" list...
I`ve got you on my
"NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!!
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Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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Post by TJ on Jan 12, 2004 12:33:53 GMT -5
« Reply #99 on: Jan 8th, 2004, 09:28am By: TJ » How To Say
" I Love You "
In 20 Languages:
English ............. I Love You
African...............Mimi Pendo Wewe
Spanish .............Te Amo
French ............... Je T'aime
German .............. lch Liebe Dich
Japanese .............Ai Shite Imasu
Italian .................. Ti Amo
Chinese ................. Wo Ai Ni
Swedish ................. Jag Alskar Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Nova Scotia, Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, & Montana. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/i][/size] Nice Ass, Get In The Truck |
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Post by DEX - \m/ on Jan 23, 2004 14:08:31 GMT -5
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH :)YOU... I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. ;D I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. AND YOU WILL BE WEAK! FOR DAYS.  ALL MY LOVE, THE FLU  |
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Post by DEX - \m/ on Jan 23, 2004 14:54:07 GMT -5
 it's a funny one t :(hat
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Post by DEX - \m/ on Jan 29, 2004 10:36:42 GMT -5
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ‘accident’." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a ‘great loss’.” The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.” "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
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