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Post by DEX - \m/ on Oct 22, 2004 4:56:33 GMT -5
:)top marks to the rugster.............  Why do elephants paint their toe nails red (so they can hide in cherry trees) How did tarzan die PICKING CHERRIES  |
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Post by Mutteruk on Oct 28, 2004 17:17:15 GMT -5
hehehe!!!
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Post by GrimsGirl on Oct 31, 2004 8:42:32 GMT -5
:)top marks to the rugster............. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red (so they can hide in cherry trees) How did tarzan die PICKING CHERRIES [glow=HotPink,2,300]HA HA that's cute   [/glow] |
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Post by Thamm on Nov 2, 2004 23:35:14 GMT -5
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Post by Tomb Raider on Jan 2, 2005 6:19:00 GMT -5
Why Scotland is a grand place
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In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas".
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"?
"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them".
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Post by Tomb Raider on Jan 2, 2005 6:29:57 GMT -5
Stranger: "Hey, that's a cool dog you've got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Aberdonian: "The Dog disnae talk."
Stranger: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Aberdonian: Look of shock.
Stranger: "Is this man your owner?" (pointing at Aberdonian)
Dog:: "Yep"
Stranger: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the loch once a week to play."
Aberdonian: Look of total disbelief.
Stranger: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aberdonian: "My Horse disnae talk."
Stranger: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Aberdonian: Extreme look of shock.
Stranger: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Aberdonian)
Horse: "Yep"
Stranger: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Aberdonian: Total look of utter amazement.
Stranger: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Aberdonian: "The sheep's a bloody liar."
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Post by Tomb Raider on Jan 2, 2005 6:32:06 GMT -5
A shipwrecked Scotsman finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regained consciousness on the beach, he noticed a beautiful, unclad nymphet standing over him.
"Would you like some food?" she asked.
The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"
She disappeared into the woods and quickly came back with a heaping helping of haggis. "Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra thirsty and I wad verra much like a drink!"
She disappeared into the woods again and returned sometime later with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt scotch whiskey. The Scotsman was beginning to think that he was in heaven!
Then, the unclad nymphet leaned towards him and said "Would you like to play around?"
"Och lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"
th th th thats all, folks
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Rain
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Post by Rain on Jan 10, 2005 11:19:32 GMT -5
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Post by Tomb Raider on Jan 11, 2005 3:59:14 GMT -5
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Post by CorkMan on Jan 11, 2005 4:58:02 GMT -5
A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.  Just goes to show that all Scots need to get their eyes checked lol  |
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Post by TJ on Jan 11, 2005 11:08:04 GMT -5
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Post by CorkMan on Jan 12, 2005 0:06:44 GMT -5
LMAO Well here is a saying that Jed made up The only thing that is crazier then an Australia is a drunk one I love Australia |
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Post by TJ on Jan 20, 2005 3:15:40 GMT -5
LMAO Well here is a saying that Jed made up The only thing that is crazier then an Australia is a drunk one I love Australia I have a mpeg vid of two CraZy Aussie guys smashing beer cans over their heads one after another in some dungeon looking wine cellar ...I was thinking of ole' Corkman when I seen it |
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Rain
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Post by Rain on Apr 4, 2005 19:00:42 GMT -5
HAD TO COME DOWN TO THE DUNGEON QUICK AND POST THIS ONE ASAP AS SOON AS I READ THIS ONE THOUGHT OF THE NICE GUEST YOU HAVE POSTING THIS IS DEDICATED TO JOHN OUR GUEST LATELY...  A woman who is tired of having a guy name John hitting on her says, "Look ... I'm sorry, but I'm just not your type. I'M NOT INFLATABLE" |
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Post by Tomb Raider on Apr 7, 2005 4:11:22 GMT -5
i just tried to use some laughin smilies for your joke but i'm such a dope i couldn't figure it out  |
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Rain
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Post by Rain on Apr 12, 2005 13:30:04 GMT -5
i just tried to use some laughin smilies for your joke but i'm such a dope i couldn't figure it out JUST UPLOAD THEM AND THEM USE THE IMAGE CODES BUT MAKE SURE TO ERASE THE WORD TEXT IN BETWEEN THE CODE WALLAH OH DO NOT FORGET THAT EACH SMILEY NEEDS THE IMAGE CODE ... IT IS NOT EASY FIRST FEW TIMES BUT CLICK PREVIEW BUTTON BEFORE CLICKING POST KEEP TRYING TOMBRAIDER |
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Post by Tomb Raider on Apr 12, 2005 15:13:35 GMT -5
thanks Rain.... and yes i am very trying ;D |
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Post by TJ on Apr 22, 2005 9:25:46 GMT -5
 Tombraider...[glow=LightBlue,4,500]Confused[/glow]A Husband In His Backyard
Is Trying To Fly A Kite.
He Throws The Kite Up In The Air,
The Wind Catches It For A Few Seconds,
Then It Comes Crashing Back
Down To Earth...
He Tries This A Few More Times
With NO Success...
All The While, His Wife Is Watching
From The Kitchen Window,
Muttering To Herself...
How Men Need To Be Told
How To Do Everything...
She Opens The Window
&
Yells to Her Husband,
" You Need A Piece Of Tail ".
The Man Turns With A Very Confused Look
On His Face & Says, 
" MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
LASTNIGHT, YOU TOLD ME TO ...
GO FLY A BLOODY KITE "...
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Post by Rain on Jun 7, 2005 10:08:04 GMT -5
GOOD ONE TJ OKAY HEREs ONE FOR THE MASSES S & M
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, " Well I don't think you should spank him." |
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